Phew! And here I thought our brilliant idea would involve nuking the fuck out of the Middle East when it's facing the sun, and hopefully the combination of pushing us further out in our orbit and nuclear winter would cool us down a bit. And we could give Halliburton a contract to deal with the cleanup afterwards. Shweet.
But why would we nuke our oil supply? Maybe concussive neutron bombs would work.
In other news, I don't know what my parents do to get this stylish lowest-quality jpeg look. But here are a few more pics from Hawai'i, with people in them.

hiro & me
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